Holy moly, did it feel good to get back on the platform after 18 whole months away. Just kidding. It was a complete and utter shitshow. From top to bottom, the worst meet of my life. Spoiler alert: Objectively, the meet seemed to have gone well. I earned my second elite lifting total, and then… Read More Meet Report: USPA Drug Tested Metroflex Classic 2018
Regardless of what competition I am getting ready for, or for which sport, about four weeks from the date, I start to have incredibly realistic and invasive dreams about the event, and in every single one of them, it’s going terribly, terribly wrong. This seems like a atrocious betrayal of my brain, in the weeks… Read More Pre-event Dreamscape
It’s been a long time since I tested myself really pushed my limits to see what I was capable of- for most of the past year… ummm, year and a half, let’s be real, I’ve been simply trying to survive, and there was no room for pushing myself beyond that. My last powerlifting meet… Read More What Are the Limits?
Edit: Clarifying the roles of White Knight and Mem after some confusion. First of all, if you’re one of the lovely people who chose to get butthurt about my use of the word “mansplain,” or thought you should lecture me about “not all men,” when I last talked about women being harassed on the… Read More Clicking “Follow” Isn’t Your Cue to Be the Boss of Me
I’ve had a challenging year- not only as an athlete, but as a human. If you’re a regular reader, you’ve likely noticed- and been disappointed by- my irregular writing and intermittent social media presence in the past 12 months. During contest prep, I typically do more writing, more posting, more sharing, more how-to-ing, but this… Read More I’m Super Glad 2017 is Over
Low carb. Keto. Paleo. IIFYM. Flexible dieting. Intermittent fasting. Calories in-calories out. *insert branded diet name here* OF COURSE you can eat donuts. OF COURSE avocados have magical fat burning qualities. OF COURSE grains will murder your pets in their sleep. OF COURSE you need to buy this disgusting shake. Dietary approaches are incredibly… Read More The Mystery of The Best Dietary Approach
This season, my first season as a professional bodybuilder, I’ve approached prep differently in a number of ways. “But Stephanie! Why on Earth would you change things when your previous approach has been so good?! For fuck’s sake you earned your pro card using those methods! They’re carefully, painstakingly documented and proven!” Yeah. Hear me… Read More Programming Discussion:Renaissance Periodization’s Female Physique Template
I spent the morning learning how to operate Final Cut Pro, experimenting with video editing, creating voiceovers, splicing together videos, adding titles and written commentary… though adding a background track underneath my speaking has thus far eluded me. Seriously. If anyone knows how to do that, hit me up, because my Google-fu was… Read More 2017 WNBF Worlds Prep- Now on Video!
I didn’t fall off the face of the Earth- I’m still here! After months and months of brushing it off when people have suggested I start a YouTube channel, I gave it a try today. It’s nothing fancy- I have very few video editing skills, so, it’s just me talking. Like a spoken blog post,… Read More Today is NOT Show Day- The First SRS Vlog!
Preface This was admittedly one of the most difficult posts I’ve written to date. Much of it was written in my hotel room outside of Boston, two days prior to taking the stage for my pro figure debut, as I reflected on the preceding 22 weeks of contest prep. While some it may seem to… Read More Pro Show Shenanigans